You spend a lot time getting your look just right… tight pants, freshly shined boots, the perfect cut. As you go out the door you realize you still need a place to stash your phone, keys, condoms and lube. Trying to stuff them all in just leaves you with those unsightly bulges that take away from the bulge you want everyone to be focused on.

The solution to this age old problem is the Thigh Holster Harness. This harness clips to your belt loops and has an adjustable strap that wraps around your leg to keep your important gear nice and close. The leg strap measures in at 22 inch / 56 cm at its smallest and 24 inch / 61 cm at the largest so it will fit a wide variety of guys. A second set of clips are also included that will allow you to connect directly to your belt.

The holster has three pockets. In the back is a card/money slot. Completely hidden from sight, you never need to worry about anyone snatching anything from you. In the center is a slip in pocket- a great spot for your phone since you can access it quickly. Finally, on the front is a snap pocket for anything else you’re carrying with you like your keys, a small bottle of lube and some condoms.

Not only does it keep things secure but it looks fucking sexy whether you’re in a pair of tight blue jeans or your favorite pair of leathers.

Now you never have to leave home without the things you need just because you want to look good!

Made in San Francisco.